**GRANITE FALLS, MN –** Local resident and self-proclaimed "voice of reason," **Karen M.** , is absolutely *livid* after actor J.K. Simmons allegedly pulled into the local Kwik Trip and **didn't wave back** at a pickup truck that let him merge.
"Common sense says if someone lets you in, you give a courtesy wave," Karen posted to the *Granite Falls & Beyond* Facebook group. "This Oscar-winning buffoon just glared at me through his aviators and took a massive bite of a gas station hot dog. Meanwhile, I’m sitting there with my hand in the air like an idiot. We're not here for your Hollywood entitlement, J.K."
The post has exploded with 1,200 comments in under an hour, with users split between "It’s just a wave, Karen" and "The Spiderman guy should know better. It’s the *law* of the road." One user claims they saw Simmons mutter "Not today, Minnesota" as he peeled out of the lot, leaving a trail of diesel fumes and shattered small-town decorum.