**Moose in Living Room, Neighbor Calls Cops Before Game Warden: “COMMON SENSE, KAREN!”**
Alaska – A Kodiak woman is furious after her neighbor allegedly called 911 on a moose that wandered into her open garage before calling the Department of Fish & Game. “It was just looking for salt licks! My door is busted, my garden is trampled, but Frank had to call the *cops* first? Where’s your common sense?” she fumed on the Kodiak Community Chat page. “A bull moose is not a home invader. It’s a Tuesday. Keep your dog inside, leave your car unlocked, and let the cow do her business. We don’t need SWAT for a shedding ungulate. This is why transplants can’t have nice things.” The moose reportedly wandered off after eating a pumpkin and knocking over a bird feeder. Police confirmed no charges were filed. Share if you’d rather wrestle the bear than deal with this yahoo.