VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#STRAIT

Strait of Hormuz Sees Minor Traffic Jam, Global Economy Briefly Considers Unaliving Itself

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#LAINEY

Lainey Wilson’s “I Told You So” Tour Bombed So Hard, Even Her Horse Is Asking for a Refund

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#LAW

# Woman Arrested After Allegedly Faking Cancer to Skip Work for 4 Years—And Her Boss Still Left Her a Positive Reference

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#ASHURA

Ashura: The Day a Billion People Decided to One-Up Your ‘Rough Week’ at the Office

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#YOU

You Deserve to Know: The Internet’s Most Toxic New Mantra Is Just Permission to Be a Dick

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#MARK

Mark Pincus Finally Admits He’s Been Playing Zynga This Whole Time, Says It’s ‘Basically Just Crypto for Boomers’

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#TICKETMASTER

Ticketmaster’s New “Verified Fan” Code Just Makes You Watch A 30-Second Ad Before Getting Scalped Anyway

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#EVENTS

You Won't Believe What Happened When a Guy Tried to "Gatekeep" a Public Park Bench From a Homeless Vet

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#KING

King Charles and Queen Camilla Officially Nope Out of Buckingham Palace, Call It a 'Fixer-Upper Nightmare'

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#PATRICK

# Patrick Dempsey’s ‘I Want to Be More Than McDreamy’ Tour Takes a Dark Turn After He’s Caught Trying to Buy a Parking Spot in Boston

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#SWIMMING

Swimming Coach Yells "No Drowning On My Watch" Right Before Man Drowns, Internet Says He Should've Swiped Left

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#YILDIZ

# Woman Refuses to Let Boyfriend Name Baby "Yildiz" After She Finds Out It's His Ex's Last Name, Sparks Massive Family Feud

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#ANNA

Elite Influencer Anna Paulina Luna Gets Taste of Own Medicine as Neighbors Blockade Her $5M Mansion in Protest of Her "Tone Deaf" Behavior

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#PCE

Florida Man Tries to Pay for Lobster Dinner with Ancient PCE Report, Gets Exactly What He Deserves

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#KATSEYE

Katseye Fans in Full Meltdown Mode After Agency Drops the Most Obvious Update Ever

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