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#ALLENTOWN

ALLENTOWN MAN ACCIDENTALLY BURNS DOWN HIS OWN HOUSE TRYING TO ‘SMOKE OUT’ A RACCOON, NEIGHBORS CALL HIM A HERO

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#MARIANNE

Marianne Lake’s “Third Eye” Startup Crashes Nasdaq, Ruins Silicon Valley’s Favorite Pretzel Vendor

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#TERRION

Terrion Arnold Accidentally Plays Defense On His Own Reputation, NFL World Left Confused

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#DOJ

# DOJ Gets ROASTED For Fighting To Keep Epstein Documents Redacted—Because Of Course They Are

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#KOSPI

KOSPI Investors Realize Market Is Just A Korean Drama Where Everyone Loses

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#ANN

Woman Who Played a Teen in the 1940s Is Still Alive, Somehow Misses the Part Where She’s a Cryptid Now

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#RENT

# NYC Landlords Lose Their Minds as City Proposes Rent Freeze That Might Actually Help Humans

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#STUDENT

Student Loan Borrowers Are Shocked to Discover the 'Repayment' Was Actually a Subscription Service With No Cancellation Button

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#2027

2027 GMC Sierra Redesign: GM Finally Realizes Trucks Are For Hauling, Not Just Hauling Ass to the Country Club

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#SENATE

Senate Pulls a ‘My Bad’ on That Whole Rebuke Thing, Admits They ‘Got a Little Carried Away’

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#JANICE

Florida Woman Janice Dean Files 47 Lawsuits in One Day, Claims Entire County is 'Gaslighting' Her

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#MOUNTAIN

# Mountain Dew’s New 5-Cent “Poverty Packs” Are Here To Save Your Wallet And Destroy Your Pancreas

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#TRUMP

Trump’s Mail-Ballot Tantrum Just Got Shredded by a Judge, and the Meltdown Is Glorious

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#LOST

Girl Online Discovers Phoebe Bridgers' "Lost Boys" Lyrics Are Just Her Shopping List From Target, Social Media Implodes

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#SURGERY

My Surgeon Ghosted Me Mid-Surgery, So Now I’m Just A Walking HR Violation

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