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#CLARENCE

Clarence Thomas Finally Decides To Just Say The Quiet Part Out Loud, Announces He’s Starting An OnlyFans For Lobbyists

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#VENEZUELANS

Venezuelans Are Literally Taking Over Apartment Buildings In The US, And Reddit Is Having A Meltdown

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#BELLA

Bella Hadid Got ‘Canceled’ for a Ad, So She’s Now Selling… Olive Oil? I’m Not Making This Up

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#MOON

Local Man Convinces Entire City The Moon Is ‘Just Vibing’ Tonight, Experts Weigh In

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#BIRTHRIGHT

Trump’s New Executive Order Shreds Birthright Citizenship, Immediately Creates the Most Unhinged Immigration Debate Since the Mayflower

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#SUZUKI

# Suzuki Executive Accidentally Emails Entire Company His Honest Thoughts About Their New "Revolutionary" Minivan

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#HOLLAND

"Gen Z Discovers That 'Holland' Isn't A Real Country, Immediately Makes It Everyone Else's Problem"

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#FOX

Fox One: Local Karen Calls Cops on Fox, Gets Rekt By Karma, Nature, and Her Own HOA

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#MTG

Wizards of the Coast Finally Bans The One Card That Made Magic: The Gathering Actually Fun

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#DAVE

I Ate at Dave Portnoy’s New Pizza Spot and He Personally Called Me a ‘Loser’ – Here’s the Receipt

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#SOUTHWEST

Southwest Airlines Dumps St. Louis Like a Bad Tinder Date, Leaves Flyers Holding the Bag

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#SPRING

Spring: The Season of Allergies, Passive-Aggressive Neighbors, and Pretending to Be a Better Person

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#WALTON

Walton Goggins Roasts His Own Face, Fans Say ‘Finally, Some Honest Acting’

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#RETIREMENT

I Retired At 40 By Living In My Mom’s Basement And Eating Gas Station Sushi — Here’s My ‘Hack’ That Boomers Will Hate

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#DAIZEN

# Daizen Maeda Just Proved He’s The Only Person In The World Who Runs Faster Than My Anxiety

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