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#WIMBLEDON

Wimbledon's New 'All-White' Dress Code Ban Actually Targets THIS One Specific Player, And Honestly? Kinda Based

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#CARL

So, You Think Your Day Was Bad? This Guy Blew $30 Million In 80 Days, And It's Actually Wild

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#MONACO

Monaco’s Latest ‘Problem’ Is That Rich People Are Literally Too Rich For The Yachts To Fit In The Harbor

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#CBS

CBS’s ‘Fire Country’ Is Still Somehow On The Air, So Here’s The Tea On Season 3’s Dumpster Fire

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#E

E. Jean Carroll’s Latest Courtroom Look Is Giving “Guilty Verdict Chic” and Honestly, Werk

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#CERN

# CERN Engineers Accidentally Unplug the Large Hadron Collider, World Holds Breath for Apocalypse

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#PRESCRIPTION

Man’s Doctor Prescribes Him a $600,000 Drug, Insurance Says ‘LOL, No,’ So He Moves to Canada and Becomes a Maple Syrup Mogul

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#HOUSE

# MAGA Civil War Erupts: House Conservatives Launch "Save America" Rebellion Against Their Own Party

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#DOORDASH

# DoorDash App Crashes, Leaving Millions of Hungry Americans to Confront Their Own Empty Fridges and Existential Dread

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#HUDSON

# New York’s $16 Billion Tunnel to Nowhere Gets Blocked by a Lawsuit Because Of Course It Does

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#RICK

Rick Scott’s Balls Are Officially So Far Down Trump’s Throat He’s Practically A Human Muppet

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#SSI

SSI Recipients Furious After Learning They Owe the Government Money for ‘Overpayments’ That Were Never Their Fault

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#LIZZO

Lizzo’s 2026 BET Awards ‘Slim Reaper’ Look Triggers Mass Psych Evaluation Of The Entire Internet

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#JETBLUE

JetBlue Pilot Plays Real-Life Angry Birds With Drone at JFK, Somehow Doesn't Get Fired (Yet)

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#DEPORTACIÓN

"Local Karen Calls ICE on Neighbor for Having 'Suspiciously Good' Lawn Care, Gets Deported Herself"

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