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#NORTH

# North Carolina’s New State Sport Is Literally Eating People From The Inside Out

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#PRESIDENTIAL

The $100 Bill Gets a New Face, and Nobody Knows Who the Hell It Is

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#CHRIS

Chris Evans Might Be Single Again, And The Internet Is Already Drafting Its “He’s Just Like Me, Fr Fr” Copium Huffs

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#MIKE

Mike Vrabel's New Job Is Proof The NFL Is A Sausage Fest Run By Idiots

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#TERRY

Terry Crews Has Finally Lost It, Tells Young Men To ‘Stop Being Victims’ And Reddit Promptly Loses Its Collective Mind

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#BARBARA

Barbara Walters’ Ghost Is Probably Roasting These Gen Z ‘Journalists’ From Beyond The Grave

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#SHIP

The U.S. Navy Just "Ship-Shamed" A Whole-Ass Country And Reddit Is Losing It

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#ALEXANDER

Alexander Westwood, the Tech Bro Who Tried to Buy the Moon, Has Officially Launched a GoFundMe to Pay His Rent

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#FAIRLANE

Michigan Man ‘Wins’ the War Against Fairlane Mall, Gets Banned for Life After Unhinged Letter Campaign

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#WHO

Love Island Just Dropped Another Contestant, And Honestly, The Wrong One Got The Boot (Again)

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#RED

Red, White, and Boom: Patriot Bro Accidentally Fires AR-15 Into Crowd, Gets Called a ‘Hero’ by MAGA Hats

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#ESTATUS

Temporary Protected Status: The Government’s Favorite Immigration Schrödinger’s Cat

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#ARREST

AOC Thinks Her “Art” Project Makes Her Deep, Cops Say It Makes Her a Felon

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#CARRIER

Navy Spends $10 Billion To Remind Russia That Aircraft Carriers Still Exist

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#PETE

Pete Hegseth’s ‘Alpha Male’ Fox News Segment Goes Exactly As Well As You’d Expect

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