VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#FIREWORK

Fireworks Near Me? More Like Dumpster Fireworks Near My Eardrums, Karen

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#SEMENYO

Antoine Semenyo Accidentally Uploads Group Chat Instead of Goal Reel, Chaos Ensues

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#IS

Home Depot Declares Independence From Your Holiday Plans, Will Be Open On July 4th

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#ROBERT

Robert Smullen Dips Out of Conservative Line Like It’s a Tinder Date That Got Weird

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#MASS

Mass Casualty Incident Leaves 47 Injured, 0 Surprised

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#SICK

Sick Leave Is a Scam, and HR Won’t Admit It’s Just a ‘Personal Day for Corporate Gaslighting’

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#SEAN

Sean Hannity Forgets To Turn Off Mic, Accidentally Reveals The One Thing Everyone Always Suspected

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#FOURTH

Fourth of July Fireworks Near Me: The Annual Quest to Watch Explosives While Avoiding Your Neighbor’s Awful Taste in Music

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#RON

Florida Man vs. The Mouse: Ron DeSantis Finally Admits He Lost a War to a Fictional Rodent

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#KALSHI

Kalshi, the Betting App That’s Basically Vegas for Boring People, Is Somehow Making the Economy Weirder

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#ABIGAIL

Abigail Anderson Accidentally Solves The Housing Crisis By Being An Absolute Nightmare Of A Tenant

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#HEAT

My AC Broke, My Soul Left, And My City Turned Into A Giant Crockpot. Send Help (Or A Cold Shower).

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#YOU

# Woman Gets Dragged Online After Refusing to Let Her Friend ‘Row’ Her Rowing Machine at the Gym—Then It Gets Worse

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#HAPPY

Happy Fourth of July: Here’s Your Annual Reminder That You’re Probably Celebrating Wrong

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#NATO

NATO’s New Emergency Plan is Just ‘Call US, Bro’ After Europe Finally Realizes It Has No Ammo

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