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#TAYLOR

Taylor Swift’s Ohio House Is a Whole Thing and the Neighbors Are Not Okay

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#DRAKE

Drake Canceled His Tour Dates Because of "Scheduling Conflicts" and Somehow That's Supposed to Sound Less Embarrassing Than "Nobody Bought Tickets

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#PRINCE

Prince Archie's British Accent Just Broke the Internet and My Last Nerve

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#RON

Ron Baron Says He'd Rather Die Broke Than Sell His Tesla Stock, And Honestly, Sure, Buddy

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#HAKEEM

Hakeem Jeffries Just Got Caught in the Middle of a Democratic Civil War and Nobody's Coming to Save Him

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#STOCK

The Market Just Did Something It's Only Done 4 Times Since 1950, and of Course It's Happening Now

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#ROBERT

Robert Irwin Just Did Something His Dad Never Could, And The Internet Is Having A Full-On Meltdown

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#ADDRESS

Addressing the Elephant in the Room: We Need to Talk About Addresses

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#DAVID

Alaska Man Sues Over Ice He Says Was Stolen—and Somehow He's Winning

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#LEON

Leon Black’s $158 Million “Oops” Is the Most On-Brand Rich Guy Move Since the Yacht Upgrade

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#DELTA

Delta Just Gutted Its Long-Haul Map and Somehow Blamed the Plane You Hate

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#PRINCE

Prince Harry Just Dropped Another Tell-All and the Internet Is Officially Out of Eye-Rolling Capacity

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#US

Pentagon Finally Admits That Mysterious Explosion in the Gulf Wasn't 'A Routine Training Incident,' Probably

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#AFTER

After 20 Years of Saying "We Should Hang Out Sometime," Local Man Finally Hangs Out With Someone

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#POLAR

Polar Vortex 2025: Your 'Once-in-a-Lifetime' Freeze Is Back for Its Fifth Lifetime Achievement Award

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