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#COLIN

Colin Farrell Mourns His ‘Colin Farrell’ Era, Says He’s ‘Over’ Looking Like That

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#FARGO

# Woman Discovers Husband’s “Game Night” Was Actually A Second Family, Loses Entire Mind In Parking Lot

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#FORD

Ford’s Transmission ‘Park’ Issue Is Just the Latest Way Your Truck Tries to Kill You

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#SCOTUSBLOG

Supreme Court Finally Finds Something It Cares About More Than Gutting Regulations: A Bag of Chips

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#DEPARTMENT

Broke Millennials Are 'De-Influencing' Department Stores Into Oblivion And Honestly, Good Riddance

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#VALIANT

# Man Who Named His Boat 'Valiant Shield Torpedo Strike' Somehow Shocked When Navy Seizes It For 'Unauthorized Weapons Testing'

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#EAST

First Lady’s ‘Soul-Less’ East Wing Ballroom Contract Sparks DC Shitstorm Over $400K Flower Bill

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#DISNEY

Disney Drops $50M on a Lawsuit Settlement, Still Charges You $12 for a Bottle of Water

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#MARTHA

Martha Stewart Just Admitted She Still Thinks About Her Ex-Husband, And Honestly, Same Bestie Energy

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#JASON

Jason Statham Punches His Way Out of a Parking Ticket, Somehow Gets Applauded for It

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#ELECTRIC

# Woman Gives Birth at Electric Forest Festival, Names Baby 'Wubz' After Bass Drop

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#HENRY

# Henry Schuster’s 60 Minutes Exit: Finally, A Journalist Who Realized The Soul-Sucking Void Wasn’t Worth The Tote Bag

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#MICHAEL

Michael Byrne’s ‘Farting In A Wine Bar’ Art Installation Gets Funded By The NEA. America, We Are Officially Done.

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#RAISING

# Man Spends $47 On A Raising Cane’s Combo, Discovers The Secret Sauce Is Just Mayonnaise And Regret

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#MELAT

Melat Kiros Ran A Red Light. Reddit Says She Deserved What Happened Next.

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