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#STRAIT

Iran Threatens to Close the Strait of Hormuz Again, Because Apparently We Didn't Learn Our Lesson the First 47 Times

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#MARK

Mark Harmon Is Reportedly Returning to NCIS: Origins—Brace Yourselves for the World’s Most Aggressive Dad Vibes

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#CRUNCHYROLL

Crunchyroll Announces New Premium Tier That Costs Your Firstborn And Acknowledges You’re A Loser

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#ISRAEL

Man Accidentally Discovers 10,000-Year-Old Cave In Israel, Immediately Ruins It For Everyone By Posting On TikTok

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#HICKENLOOPER

Hickenlooper Trapped in Senate Elevator for 6 Hours, Emerges to Immediately Filibuster His Own Rescue

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#HOUSING

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat: Housing Authority Accidentally Rents Out a Boat Slip to a Family of Five

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#CHOLESTEROL

Cholesterol Is Actually Good For You Now? Science Says ‘My Bad’ After Decades of Egg Shaming

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#CLASS

Judge Approves Class Action Against "Vibe Check" App That Promised to 'Digitally Hug' Users

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#CORTE

Turns Out The Supreme Court Can Actually Do Something Other Than Destroy Hopes And Dreams

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#MARK

Mark Zuckerberg’s New ‘Meta-Mask’ Bans Employees From Making Eye Contact, Calls It ‘Hostile Workplace Energy’

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#GOP

GOP Senate Campaign Hit With Lawsuit Over ‘Creative Accounting’ That Makes Enron Look Like A Lemonade Stand

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#KALSHI

Kalshi’s New “Will You Get Fired” Bet Is Officially the Most Depressing Stock Market of All Time

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#HUD

HUD’s New Homelessness Policy Gets Absolutely Roasted in Court, and Honestly? Based

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#ROBERT

# RFK Jr. Actually Wants To Be In Charge Of Your Medicine Now, And Reddit Is Having A Field Day

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#NIALL

Niall Horan Drops A New Album And Somehow The Internet Isn’t Immediately Torching It

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