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#ERIN

Erin Krakow Goes Full Hallmark Villain, Says She’s “Done Apologizing” For Her Cringe-Worthy Christmas Movies

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#HUDSON

# New Jersey Just Found $12 Billion In The Couch Cushions For The Hudson Tunnel Project, Proving Government Can Actually Do Stuff

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#NEIL

# Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch Drops Hot Take That Has Everyone Googling "What The Fck Is A Natural Law"

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#MANNY

Man’s Entire Personality Is Just ‘I Do Jiu-Jitsu,’ Refuses To Elaborate, Dies Alone

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#VENEZUELA

# Venezuelan Soccer Star Scores Own Goal From Hell After Earthquake Cancels Match, Then Blames "Government Conspiracy"

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#MSTR

Here We Go Again: MicroStrategy CEO Michael Saylor Accidentally Buys The Entire Bitcoin Supply, Blames It On "Fat Fingers" And A "Misclick"

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#SAVINGS

Americans Are Hoarding So Much Cash Right Now It’s Literally Breaking The Economy (And Our Brains)

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#TRUMP

Trump’s Social Media Accounts Just Got Hacked by a 14-Year-Old Named Kyle, and Honestly, the Timeline Is Iconic

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#PARAMOUNT

# Paramount Plus’s ‘Landman’ Cast Is So Stacked It’s Basically A Flex On Every Other Streaming Service

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#KATHIE

KATHIE LEE GIFFORD’S “MIRACLE” PAIN RELIEF IS JUST A $100K SCAM FOR BOOMERS WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT GOOGLE IS

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#ON

# Man Orders "On Tap" at Bar, Gets Handed A Literal Faucet, Internet Loses Collective Mind

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#SWIMMING

Swimming Pool's 'Adults-Only' Night Mysteriously Attracts Zero Adults, Just A Bunch Of Dudes In Fins

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#MISSING

Local Mom’s “Missing Child” Turns Out To Be Kid Grounded For Not Cleaning Room

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#MOON

Stargazers Furious After Tonight’s ‘Super Blood Wolf Moon’ Just Looks Like A Regular Moon, Wasting Everyone’s Time

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#BANKING

Bank CEO Accidentally Texts Rant About Customers To All 5 Million Account Holders, Immediately Resigns

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