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#CRUNCHYROLL

CRUNCHYROLL JUST GOT CANCELED HARDER THAN YOUR FAVORITE WAIFU’S DUB

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#CUBA

Cuba’s New Emergency Plan Is Just ‘Light a Candle and Pray for No Hurricanes’

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#TOMMY

I Tried To Be A Professional Tennis Player For A Day And Almost Died (But At Least Tommy Paul Makes It Look Easy)

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#HUD

HUD Gets Absolutely Wrecked in Court Over Homelessness Policy, And Honestly? Kinda Based

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#THUNDERSTORM

Man ‘Accidentally’ Proposes During Thunderstorm, Girlfriend Says ‘Yes’ After Lightning Nearly Hits Them—Reddit Calls It ‘Peak Main Character Energy’

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#CANADA

Canada Day 2026: America’s Hat Finally Goes Full Tin Foil, Bans Everything Fun

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#PHIL

Colorado Attorney General Sues School District for Daring to Have a Library With Books in It

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#KALSHI

Kalshi Finally Lets Americans Bet On The Weather, Because Of Course That’s Where We’re At Now

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#STRAIT

# Iran’s Navy Tries to Flex in the Strait of Hormuz, Gets Ratio’d by a Dinghy

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell’s Son’s Rare Condition Exposed—And Hollywood Is Suddenly Pretending To Care About Disabilities Again

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#GOP

GOP Senate Candidate Sue Over Campaign Finance Laws, Claims Donation Limits Are 'Oppressing' His Freedom to Buy a Third Yacht

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#LONG

# Long Island Man Spends 15 Years and $200K Turning Backyard Into 'Medieval Theme Park,' Town Says It's a 'Safety Hazard'—AITA for Thinking This Rules?

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#LIZZO

# Lizzo Shows Up at the 2026 BET Awards Looking Like She’s About to Settle Someone’s Tab at the Chili’s Drive-Thru

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#EDDA

Edda Elisa Pilz Got Doxxed By The Internet, And The Internet Was Right To Do It

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#ORBELIN

Orbelín Pineda Just Turned Into a Super Saiyan and Obliterated a Ref’s Career

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