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#POKÉMON

Pokémon TCG 30th Anniversary Sparks Absolute Madness as Scalpers Evolve into Unstoppable Garbage Pokémon

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#TUI

TUI Passengers Forced to Choose Between Heatstroke or a Danube Drowning on ‘Relaxing’ Budapest Cruise

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#CLAUDE

Claude AI’s New Science Features Are Just “Vibes-Based Physics,” And Reddit Is Having A Field Day

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#NINA

Nina Totenberg Fumbles Bigly, Gives Justice Alito A Promotion He Never Wanted

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#CAROLINE

Caroline Flack’s Family Drops A Bombshell Over Her Death, And The Internet Is Already Choosing Sides

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#HUDSON

Hudson Tunnel Project Finally Gets Funding, Commuters Celebrate by Planning Their Next Delay

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#SUPREME

Supreme Court Drops Mic on Birthright Citizenship, MAGA Hats Spontaneously Combust

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#IRELAND

# Ireland’s New Law Makes It Illegal to Scream at Your Couch, Because Apparently That Was a National Crisis

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#MISSING

# Local Mom Asks Internet To Find Missing Kid, Internet Finds Out Mom Lied About Basically Everything

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#TASTE

Taste of Italy Latham Makes You Question Every Life Choice You’ve Ever Made

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#MICROSOFT

Microsoft Announces Layoffs At Xbox, Gamers Immediately Lose Their Shit Over The Wrong Thing

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#SUPREME

Supreme Court Says Cops Can Totally Steal Your Car, As Long As They Ask Nicely First

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#CLASS

Ohio Man Wins Class Action Against Entire HOA After They Tried To Fine Him For His "Ugly" Solar Panels

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#MARK

Mark Harmon Returns to NCIS: Origins, Because God Forbid We Let a Dead Franchise Rest in Peace

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#CHOLESTEROL

Your Blood Is Basically Bacon Grease, Says Study Nobody Asked For

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