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#KROGER

Kroger and Giant Eagle Announce Merger to Create One Mega-Grocery That Hates You Even More

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#MAHA

Trump, Maha Farmers, and the Most Unhinged Political Meeting of 2025

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#EXTREME

Floridians Discover That Living In A Sauna Is Actually Hell, Experts Shocked

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#MARIO

Mario Kart World Update Adds ‘Realistic’ Waluigi Physics, Ruins Another Friendship

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#LARA

Lara Trump’s Latest Grift Backfires Spectacularly, and the Internet Is Having a Field Day

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#MIA

# Mia Hamm’s Daughter Drops a Mic on the Only Thing Left to Conquer: Your Dad’s Entire Soccer Career

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#UNKNOWN

KRAFTON BANS ‘UNKNOWN WORLDS’ EMPLOYEE OVER $400 BONUS DISPUTE, PROMPTS MASS EXODUS, COMPANY SAYS ‘THEY WEREN’T FIRED, THEY JUST COULDN’T HANDLE THE GREED’

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#IN

The Chain That Broke California Is Coming For Your Shitty Local Burger Joint

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#SOCIETY

The SSPX Thinks We’re All Going To Hell (And Honestly, Same)

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#ED

# Ed Harris Shocks Fans by Admitting He’s Actually Been a Golden Retriever in a Human Suit This Whole Time

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#ELLE

Elle Fans Are Finally Getting The Season 11 They Deserved (And By That I Mean Total Chaos)

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#SOCIAL

Social Security Sends Out 250th Anniversary Cards, Boomers Furious They Don’t Include a Raise

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#DOKU

Judge Chutkan Shuts Down Trump’s ‘Dokucracy’ Defense, And Honestly, The Logic Is So Bad It’s Almost Art

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#FORD

# Ford Fires Guy For, Checks Notes, Driving A Toyota To Work

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#TRUMP

Trump’s New State Fair Booth Is Just a Packing Crate Full of Indictments and a ‘Will Work for Pardon’ Sign

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