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#GLP

GLP-1 Drugs for Seniors Are Suddenly Being Linked to a Weird New Side Effect: Actually Wanting to Live

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#RIP

RIP the Script: Man Gets So Mad At His Wife’s “Unrealistic” Love Letter He Posts It On Reddit, Gets Absolutely Roasted

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#SAMSUNG

Samsung’s New Galaxy Z Fold 8 Teasers Look Like a Tech Bro’s Fever Dream After a Bender

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#YOUTUBE

YouTube TV Just Killed The Last Good Thing About Cable, And I’m Not Fine

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#HUMANOID

Woman Marries AI-Powered Sex Robot, Immediately Files For Divorce When It Refuses To Do The Dishes

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#EXERCISE

Exercise Valiant Shield: When the World’s Biggest Flex Costs More Than Your Entire Netflix Queue

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#BELLINGHAM

Seattle’s $1.5 Billion Monorail to Nowhere Finally Opens, Locals Still Can’t Afford the $27 Fare

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#PRINCE

Prince William’s “Secret” Charity Meetings Are Just Him Begging for a Seat at the Cool Table, You Guys

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#TED

Ted Lasso Season 4 Announcement Sends the Internet Into a Tailspin, Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things

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#DANNY

Danny Glover Admits He Doesn’t Remember Filming ‘Lethal Weapon,’ Still Gets Residual Checks

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#DAVID

David Beckham’s Midlife Crisis Hits Peak Cringe After He ‘Accidentally’ Buys a Scottish Castle

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#US

# $5 Million Green Card: Rich Foreigners Get VIP Pass to America While The Rest of Us Fight Over Student Loan Payments

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#JON

Jon Ossoff's Poll Numbers Are So Bad, Even His Own Dog Is Asking For A Recount

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#ARAMCO

Saudi Aramco Posts Record $161 Billion Profit, Reddit Users Immediately Begin Debating How To Tax It

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#UNITED

United States Senate Votes Unanimously to Rename All Post Offices After Local Dogs, Snubs Veterans Again

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