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#VALAR

Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohickey: Temu’s Nuclear Reactor Is the Only Thing That Ships Fast

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#JONATHAN

Trump’s Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Announces Jonathan Swan Has Been Banned From White House Briefings For ‘Emotional Manipulation’

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#TAYLOR

Taylor Swift’s Net Worth Hits $1.6 Billion, Because Apparently Hoarding Vinyl Records Was A “Growth Investment Strategy”

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#IS

Is The Post Office Open On July 3, 2026? The Answer Is A Masterclass In Government Trolling

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#CHEESE

Cheese Recall Sparks Nationwide Panic, Because Of Course We Can’t Have Nice Things

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#MODEL

Tesla Cybertruck Owner Discovers ‘Water Leak’ Is Actually Just the Car Crying Because You Bought a Cybertruck

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#PRESCHOOL

Kid Throws Epic Tantrum in Target, Gets Negotiated Down to a Juice Box and a Nap

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#US

The US Mint Finally Made a Quarter That Doesn't Suck, But Of Course It's Already Causing Problems

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#IMMUNIZATIONS

Anti-Vax Mom Accidentally Discovers Cure For Her Son’s Existential Dread After 5th Bout Of Measles

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#VACCINATIONS

I Got Vaxxed And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt And A Crash Course In Why My Boomer Uncle Thinks I’m A Government Drone

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#FULTON

Woman Accidentally Calls 911 Because Her Cat Hit the Emergency SOS Button, Then Gets Arrested for an Outstanding Warrant She Didn’t Know Existed

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#OCEAN

Ocean's Newest Resident: A Giant Pac-Man That Eats Plastic And Shits Out Microplastics. Progress?

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#LAWSUIT

# Man Sues His Own Eyeballs For Negligence After They Failed To Spot His Wife’s New Haircut For Three Weeks

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#TINLEY

Woman Files Lawsuit After Finding “Hard Plastic” in Her Salad, Demands $5 Million for Emotional Damage

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#UNITED

ICE Agent Accidentally Deports Himself to Mexico, Immediately Demands to Be Let Back In

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