VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#FLIGHTS

You Missed Your Flight? Sucks to Be You, Here’s Why You Deserve It

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#BUC

Buc-ee’s Is Coming For Your Soul (And Your Highway Exit), Announces Plans To Pave Over The Entire American Southwest

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#USPS

USPS Proposes Making It Harder to Vote by Mail, Because Democracy Was Working Too Well

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#PLAYSTATION

PlayStation Store Has Become A Digital Dumpster Fire And Sony Is Just Laughing All The Way To The Bank

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#BEST

10 Best HBO Max Shows That Aren’t Just You Rewatching 'The Office' For The 47th Time

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#SWIMMING

Swimming With The Fishes: Yuppie’s “Sober Swim” Meetup Devours Local Lifeguard, Subreddit Asks “Was It His Fault For Being In The Water?”

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#JAPAN

Japan’s Latest Earthquake Proves That Even Mother Nature Has a Favorite Child (And It’s Not Us)

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#LOTTERY

Ohio Man Wins $2.3 Billion Powerball, Immediately Disappears Into the Void That Is His Soul

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#SAVE

Congress Introduces ‘Save America Act,’ Somehow Manages to Save Neither America Nor the Act Itself

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#HOUSING

Housing Bill Forces Landlords to Accept ‘Emotional Support Roombas’ as Rent Payment

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#CAR

Car Accident Lawyer Sends Cease And Desist To Man Who Tripped Over His Own Shoelaces, Claims He "Stole His Client Base"

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#TIME

# Time is a Construct, But My Sleep Schedule is a Crime Scene

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#SOPHIE

Sophie Cunningham Gets Ratio’d Into Oblivion After Calling Out WNBA Fans, Then Instantly Proves She’s The Main Character

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#ALANNAH

# Woman Claims Her "Soulmate" Ex-Boyfriend Is Actually Her Cat, Internet Has Thoughts

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#SLATE

Slate Truck Driver Just Delivered a 10-Ton Lesson in ‘F Around and Find Out’

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