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#SPACE

SpaceX’s Latest Rocket Just Yeeted a Random Sedan Into Orbit, And Honestly, That’s On Brand

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#SEISMIC

Seismic Wave Warning System Triggers Mass Panic, Man Arrested for "Faking the Funk"

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#MORTGAGE

Mortgage Rates Hit 8% Again, And Suddenly Your Starter Home Is A Cardboard Box Behind Wendy’s

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#BANK

Bank CEO Shocked To Discover Customers Expect Him To Actually Pay Them Interest

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#HOSPITALS

# Local Hospital Accidentally Cures Patient’s Debt Instead of Their Cancer, Family Not Sure If This Is A Win

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#XBOX

# "I Washed My Xbox In The Dishwasher To 'Clean It' And Now Microsoft Won't Give Me A Refund" – Gamer, 24, Shocked

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#ZENDAYA

# Zendaya’s Latest Red Carpet Look Has The Internet Divided, And Honestly, I’m Just Here For The Chaos

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#SHIPPING

"AITA For Ghosting My Girlfriend After She Shipped Me With My Own Dog?"

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#MATTHEW

Matthew Broderick's New York Times Interview Is A Masterclass In 'What The Hell Did I Just Read?'

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#WHEN

Amazon Prime Day: When Exactly Does This Corporate Fever Dream Finally End?

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#EVENTS

Person Buys Ticket to See Taylor Swift, Accidentally Ends Up at Satanic Ritual, Says They Were "Both Great Shows"

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#AUDREY

Audrey Rich’s Amber Alert: The Unhinged Karen Saga That Made Us All Miss the Point, Again

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#TERREMOTO

"BRO, EARTHQUAKE? MORE LIKE NATURE’S SHITTY ROLLERCOASTER DESIGN"

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#MOVIES

You Won't Believe How Many Movies Secretly Ruin Your Childhood Memories (And It's Not CGI)

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#SOCIAL

Social Security Admin Accidentally Declares 47 Million Boomers Dead, GOP Sees ‘Budget Solution’

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