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#COLIN

Colin Hanks Confirms He’s Still Alive, Still Tom Hanks’ Son, In Bombshell 2024 Update

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#BANK

Bank CEO Baffled That People Don’t Want To Pay $35 Fees To Access Their Own Money, Then Gets Mad When Called Tone-Deaf

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#SENATE

Senate Issues Walk-Back So Fast It Creates a Sonic Boom of Cowardice

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#LAVAR

Lavar Ball’s “Billion Dollar” Cannabis Startup Goes Up In Smoke Faster Than His NBA Career

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#JAMES

James Shuford’s “Poor Me” Kickback Plea Is the Saddest Flex I’ve Ever Seen

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#CAIT

Cait Conley Just Became The CISA’s Senior Advisor For “Misinformation.” What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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#MARVEL

Marvel Studios Announces Avengers: Endgame “Final Final Cut” Re-Release With 7 Minutes Of Deleted Scenes And A $35 Ticket Price

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#TRUMP

# Man Who Lied About Being Too Old for McDonalds Discount Gets Absolutely Clowned by Cassidy Hutchinson's Testimony

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#LEE

Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Becomes Official National Anthem of Walmart Parking Lots

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#BAHRAIN

Bahrain Man Banned From Camel Beauty Pageant After Judges Realize He’s Not, In Fact, A Camel

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#MICHIGAN

Michigan GOP Demands Paper Ballot Recount of Voter Registration Data, For Some Reason

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#FEDERAL

Federal Judge Tells Trump His Voter ID Plan Is As Unconstitutional As A Three Dollar Bill

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Servers Down Again? Hold My Juice, Let Me Check Reddit

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#VENEZUELA

# Man's 7.0 Magnitude Earthquake Destroys Venezuela, Internet Immediately Asks If It Was His Fault

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#GERARD

Gerard Butler Accidentally Foils International Crime Ring While Trying to Find a Decent Espresso

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