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#SAVE

# Congress Passes ‘Save America Act,’ Forces All Citizens to Watch ‘Rocky IV’ on Repeat Until Patriotism Improves

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#SHIPPING

Man Buys Entire Container Ship Just To Circumvent Amazon Prime Shipping Fees, Internet Applauds ‘Ultimate Power Move’

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#GOVERNMENT

Congress Finally Does Something Useful: Passes Law Banning Government Shutdowns, Immediately Shuts Down Government in Protest

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#RSA

# Florida Man Dares Florida Woman to Prove He Doesn't Exist, Gets Absolutely Ratioed By State Government

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell Gets Real About 'The Penguin' Prosthetics, Admits He "Felt Like A Glorified Melted Crayon" For Six Months

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#MICHAEL

Live Nation CEO Caught On Tape Promising Trump “Front Row Seats” At The Apocalypse

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#ALLENTOWN

# Allentown Fire Leaves Neighborhood Toastier Than Your Ex's DMs After a Breakup

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#SPRING

Spring Has Sprung: That Time of Year When Your Allergies, Your Neighbor’s Leaf Blower, and Your Existential Dread All Peak at Once

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#F22

F-22 Pilot Ejecting Right Before Crash Is Peak ‘Main Character Energy’ and the Internet Can’t Handle It

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#CALIFORNIA

# California Gets Rattled Like A Badly-Sealed Paint Can, Residents Reminded That Yes, The Ground Can Indeed Move

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#TERREMOTO

Earthquake Hits Major City, Residents Immediately Post About It Before Hitting the Deck

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#JADE

Jade Benning’s “Tradwife” Pipe Dream Goes Up in Flames After Hubby’s 401(k) Gets Wiped Out by Meme Stock

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#JUNE

Florida Woman Who Wanted a “Do-Over” Wedding Furious That She Can’t Have Her Ex-Husband Back as a Guest

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#SPACEX

SpaceX’s Latest Launch Literally Just Polished the Moon’s Chrome Finish For No Reason

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#KENNEDY

Kennedy Center Tarp Finally Gets More Attention Than Any Actual Kennedy Center Performance

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