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#SPACEX

SpaceX CEO Accidentally Admits They’ve Been Using Duct Tape And Hope This Whole Time

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#CALIFORNIA

California Man Sues State For Emotional Distress After His 3rd Earthquake In A Week Didn't Wake Him Up

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#JADE

Jade Benning’s “Ethical” Raw Milk Business Shut Down After Customers Literally Start Pooping Their Pants

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#MICHAEL

Michael Rapino Allegedly Tells Trump To "Suck It" In Blunt Phone Call, And The Internet Is, Predictably, Losing Its Damn Mind

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#SENATE

Senate Walks Back Rebuke of Fellow Senator, Admits It Was Just a ‘Pranks, Bro’

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#JUNE

Woman Seeks Restraining Order Against Her Own Eyebrows, Internet Says 'Get Help'

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#SPRING

# Spring Is Back And Apparently We’re All Supposed To Pretend It’s Not Just A Biological Gaslighting Campaign

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#COLIN

Colin Hanks Finally Admits He’s Tom Hanks’ Son, Asks For ‘Basic Human Decency’ After Decades of ‘Nepo Baby’ Heat

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#KENNEDY

"The Kennedy Center Got a Tarp, And So Did My Soul"

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#BAHRAIN

Bahrain Man Gets 3 Months in Prison for ‘Insulting’ His Wife’s Cooking, Internet Rightfully Loses Its Mind

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#GOVERNMENT

# "Government Shutdown Threat Looms Again As Congress Reminds Everyone They’re Still Absolutely Useless"

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#JAMES

James Shuford’s Price Tag for Freedom: How a Guy Who Got Paid to Be a Middleman Now Faces the Bills

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#LAVAR

Lavar Ball’s Latest ‘Business Move’ Is Just A Cry For Help (And Cash)

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#CAIT

Cait Conley Just Got a Boost from Tech Bros, and It’s Exactly as Cringe as You Think

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Servers Go Down AGAIN, Epic Games Asks Gamers to "Touch Grass" in Official Statement

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