VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#EVENTS

You Won't Believe How Many People Died At The "World's Largest Soup Kitchen" Opening (Spoiler: It's Zero, But The Comments Are Still A Dumpster Fire)

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#CONCERTS

Concertgoer Sparks Chaos After Realizing They Paid $300 To Watch A Phone Screen For Two Hours

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#SAVE

# GOP’s “Save America Act” Bans TikTok, Legalizes Congressional Insider Trading, and Makes It a Felony to Criticize a Flag Pin

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#POSTMASTER

Postmaster General Accidentally Mails Himself a Cease and Desist, Still Delivers It Late

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#SOPHIE

Sophie Cunningham Gets Dragged for Admitting She Doesn’t Eat Vegetables—Internet Decides She’s the Main Villain in a Nutrition Documentary

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Tracker Guy Gets Served Divorce Papers Mid-Stream, Blames SBMM for Marriage Collapse

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#JAPAN

Japan’s Latest Earthquake: Surprised Pikachu Face

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#OLIVER

Oliver Haarmann Finally Admits He’s Been Dead This Whole Time, Outrage Ensues

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#ALLENTOWN

# Allentown Fire: Local Man’s BBQ “Accidentally” Levels Three City Blocks, Neighbors Say “It Was About Time”

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell’s Son Is Cooler Than You, And He Just Proved It At The Dublin Marathon

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#SHIPPING

The Unhinged New Dating Trend That’s Just FOMO for People Who Can’t Commit

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#HIMNO

¡Ay, Caramba! Gringo Accidentally Writes New Mexican National Anthem, Internet Demands It Be Made Official

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#SEISMIC

Seismic Wave Mystery Finally Solved By Scientists, Turns Out It Was Just Karen From Accounting Starting Her Car

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#BANK

Woman Gets Trapped in Bank Vault for 3 Days, Emerges to Find Husband Already Spent the Life Insurance Money

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#F22

F-22 Raptor Pilot Accidentally Solves Traffic Jams by Dropping a Cinder Block on Them; Pentagon "Cautiously Optimistic"

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