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#WHAT

You Won’t Believe What’s Cooking America Alive Right Now (Spoiler: It’s a Giant Atmospheric Lid)

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#CITIZEN

# Karen With a Cause: TikTok's Latest "Vigilante Hero" Is Just a Suburban Mom With a Ring Camera and Too Much Time

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#HOTELS

Hotel Guest Discovers ‘Secret Menu’ In Room Service, Unlocks Hidden Fees That Could Buy A Small Car

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#LATEST

iPhone 17 Leaks Reveal Apple Finally Invented The Button That Was On The Nokia 3310

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#JASON

Aquaman’s Midlife Crisis: Jason Momoa Dyes His Hair Blonde, Immediately Looks Like A Surfer Dude Who Owes Me Money

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#COSTCO

Costco’s ‘Hostile Takeover’ of America Just Got Scarier: Plans to Open 800 New Locations Like a Zip Tie on a Bulk Pack of Sanity

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#BEST

You Won’t Believe These 10 HBO Max Shows That Aren’t Just ‘Succession’ Repeats (Spoiler: One Involves a Giant Animated Penis)

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#TIME

Man Baby-Trapped by His Own Girlfriend, Now Has to Pay Child Support for a Kid That Isn’t His—And Reddit Is Fuming

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#VENEZUELA

"Venezuela Earthquake: A 'Shock' of Biblical Proportions or a Wake-Up Call for America's Energy Security Nightmare?"

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#BUC

Buc-ee’s Is Plotting World Domination, And Honestly, I’m Here For The Bathroom Showers

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#WHAT

GTA+ Is Literally Just Paying $6 a Month For A Game You Already Bought, And Gamers Are Loving It

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#BTC

Bitcoin Hits $69,420, Prompting Nationwide Wave of Regret From People Who Sold Too Soon, Bought Dogecoin Instead

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#MARK

Mark Pincus's Latest "Genius" Move Is So Dumb It Might Actually Be Genius (Or Just Dumb)

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#MATTHEW

Matthew Broderick’s Midlife Crisis Reaches Critical Mass, Buys a Fighter Jet to ‘Feel Something’

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#DISNEYLAND

Disneyland Just Dropped Ticket Prices That Require a Second Mortgage

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