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#ZACH

Zach Galifianakis Accidentally Breaks Character, Tells Interviewer The Most Unhinged Truth About Hollywood

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#AIRCRAFT

Boeing Executive Accidentally Fixes Plane While Trying to Punch a Flight Attendant, Stock Immediately Plummets

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#FORD

Ford Electrician Fired for Taking a Lunch Break: Company Says He Was “Too Efficient”

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#DAVID

David Beckham’s Latest Power Move Has The Entire Internet Asking One Question: Is He Even Human?

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#MAMDANI

Judge Strikes Down 'Unconstitutional' Law Making It Illegal to Care About Thermostat Settings

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#CREDIT

I Accidentally Called My Credit Card Company, And Now My Mom’s Boyfriend Is In Jail—AITA For Not Feeling Bad?

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#RABIES

# Local Man Becomes Batshit Crazy After Refusing Rabies Vaccine, Doctor Says “We Told You So”

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#FLU

I Tried Getting The Flu Shot And Now The Government Owes Me An Explanation (And Probably An Apology)

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#SCHISM

# The Great American Schism: Why Half The Country Thinks The Other Half Is Brain-Dead

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#SHARKS

Shark Tank’s Newest Contestant: Great White Casually Vomits Entire Human Foot on Unsuspecting Beachgoers

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#PRESCHOOL

Kid’s First Day of Preschool Gets Him Expelled for "Gross Misconduct" After He Trades Snacks for "Stock Tips"

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#OCEAN

Ocean's Eleven, But Make It Real: Scientists Discover the Ocean Has Been Secretly Running a Massive Ponzi Scheme on Us for Millennia

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#JONATHAN

I Tried To Be A Good Person For A Week—Here’s How My Life Fell Apart

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#TAYLOR

Taylor Swift's Net Worth Is So Obscene It's Basically A Third-World Country's GDP, You Guys

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#CHEESE

# Cheese Recall Goes Nuclear: Listeria Outbreak Makes Your Charcuterie Board a Biohazard

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