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#GHOSTS

# Ghosts Are Real, And They're Apparently Worse Roommates Than College Freshmen

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#JARED

Colorado Governor’s ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ Card Sparks Full-Blown Cabinet Meltdown

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#JACK

Jack Smith’s Latest Legal Hail Mary Somehow Makes Everyone Look Worse

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#OMG

# Girl Math, Meet Litigation: TikTok’s Latest Legal Drama Has Gen Z Saying “Omg Girlz, We’re Getting Sued”

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#EMILY

Emily Blunt Goes Full Boomer Karen, Demands Neighbor’s HOA-Illegal Chicken Be “Rehomed” Or She’s Calling The Cops

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#NEWT

Newt Gingrich Accidentally Admits He Hasn’t Had an Original Thought Since 1994, Immediately Demands Medal of Freedom

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#ELIZABETH

Elizabeth Siders Faked Cancer. She Got Away With It For Years. Reddit’s Not Sure Who’s The Real Villain Here.

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#DUTTON

Dutton Ranch Owner Finally Admits He’s Just Mad His Neighbors Won’t Stop Existing

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#WHEN

Taylor Swift’s Marriage Clock Is Ticking, And The Internet Has Some Thoughts (Mostly Bad Ones)

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#PRINCE

Prince Harry Demands UK Taxpayers Fund His Security So He Can Visit The Country He Literally Quit

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#JEFF

Probst Finally Admits He’s Been Running a Social Experiment on Us, Not a Reality Show

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#S

SWAT Team Raids Wrong House, Finds Suspect Eating Cereal, Gets Roasted By Grandmother With A Slipper

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#DAN

$26 Dan Dan Noodles With a Side of Existential Dread: Tom Tom’s New Menu Item Has Foodies in a Chokehold (And Not the Good Kind)

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#MONACO

Monaco’s Housing Crisis Gets So Bad, Locals Are Living In Mailbox-Sized ‘Cabanons’—And Rich People Are Buying Them As “Investment Properties”

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#MARK

Mark Zuckerberg Casually Drops That Meta Is Building a 'God-Tier' AI, Immediately Gets Ratio'd Into Oblivion

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