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#STRAIT

Strait of Hormuz Finally Gets a HOA, Asks Tankers to Please Keep It Down

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#MOUNTAIN

Mountain Dew Fanatics Are Spending $1,000 on a ‘Limited Edition’ Bundle That’s Just 12 Cans of Liquid Diabetes in a Cardboard Box

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#STUDENT

Student Loan Borrowers Furious After Finding Out Their Payments Were Going To a 'Debt Relief' CEO's Fifth Yacht

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#JOHNNY

Johnny Knoxville Just Admitted He Has a ‘Normal’ Body Now, and I’m Legit Terrified of What That Means

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#SURGERY

Surgeon Forgets Sponge Inside Patient, Charges Extra For ‘Premium Stuffing Service’

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#TICKETMASTER

# Man Buys Ticketmaster Verified Resale Ticket, Somehow Ends Up In Different Dimension Where Show Was Already Over

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#DOLLY

Dolly Parton Called Out for 'Virtue Signaling' After Paying Off America's Mortgage, Buying Everyone a Beer

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#EVENTS

Professor Accused of Using ‘Loud Metronome’ to Troll Students During Exams Gets Tenure

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#ASHURA

# Man Loses Mind at Religious Festival, Reddit Asks: "Is It Cultural Appreciation or Just a Really Bad Weekend?"

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#SWIMMING

Swimming’s Dirty Secret: Why Your Local Pool is Basically a Giant Petri Dish of Human Soup

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#PATRICK

Patrick Dempsey Finally Admits He’s Been “Privileged,” Reddit Immediately Asks If He’s Running For President

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#MARK

Mark Pincus Finally Destroys What Little Was Left of Zynga’s Reputation, Shocks No One

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#RSA

Florida Woman Sues God for Not Answering Prayers, Judge Actually Doesn't Immediately Throw It Out

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#PCE

Hacked, Harassed, and Haunted by a PCE Report: How One Guy’s Financial Ghost Story Became Every Dude’s Worst Nightmare

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#EMILIA

Emilia Clarke’s Latest Project Is Just Her Sitting Alone In A Room, And Critics Are Calling It “Her Best Work In Years”

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