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#PCE

PC Principal Finally Holds a Press Conference, Drops The Most Unhinged Report Card In Human History

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#LAW

Law & Order Fans Lose Their Absolute Shit After DA’s Office Accidentally Charges a Squirrel with Murder

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#KING

King Charles and Camilla Basically Said ‘Hard Pass’ to Buckingham Palace, and Honestly, Same

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#SENATE

Senate Republicans Walk Back Rebuke of Trump Faster Than a Kardashian Marriage

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#SEISMIC

Scientists Just Invented a Way to Punch the Earth So Hard It Sends a Shockwave Through the Core, Because Apparently We Haven't Done Enough Damage

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#DAVID

# Man Who’s Been “Married” for 30 Years to His Own Ego Finally Files for Divorce From Reality

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#XBOX

Xbox Just Raised Prices, Because Apparently Your Wallet Wasn’t Suffering Enough

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#BRAMERTON

Bramerton’s Big Cat Sighting Has The Entire Town Asking: ‘Is That A Feral Chonker Or A Leopard?’

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#ANNA

Local Woman Confuses Eminent Domain with Her Own Damn Driveway, Holds City Hostage for 7 Hours

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#TPS

Supreme Court Drops Nuke On Chevron Doctrine, Basically Tells Federal Agencies To Touch Grass

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#VACCINE

Anti-Vaxx Mom Accidentally Discovers Cure For Her Kid’s Illness Was “Just The Vitamins” All Along

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#SPRING

Spring Has Sprung: That Time of Year When We Pretend to Like Allergies and Yard Work

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#LIONEL

Lionel Richie’s ‘We Are The World’ Co-Writer Drops Bombshell: ‘He Actually Thought The Song Was About Him’

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#MILLIE

Millie Bobby Brown Dragged For That 'Brat' Body Spray Ad, And Honestly, Same Energy As My Middle School Science Fair

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#RECKLESS

# Karen vs. Lego: Woman Sues Over "Reckless Ben" Minifigure, Internet Collectively Loses Its Mind

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