VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#ALITO

Alito and Sotomayor’s SCOTUS Meltdown: The Hidden War for the Soul of the Republic That the Media Won’t Tell You About

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#KATSEYE

Katseye Fans in Full Meltdown Mode After Agency Drops a Bombshell About Manon’s “Hiatus” – And Yeah, It’s Messy

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#ASHURA

# Man Fasts for Ashura, Immediately Becomes Holier-Than-Thou Nightmare at Office Potluck

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#DOJ

DOJ Files Lawsuit to Prevent Release of Epstein Redacted Documents: Because Transparency Is For Suckers, I Guess

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#MOUNTAIN

# Mountain Dew Is Selling 5-Cent Bundles And Gen Z Is Finally Learning What Inflation Actually Means

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#STUDENT

Student Loan CEO Says Millennials Should Just "Buy Less Avocado Toast" After Announcing 500% Interest Hike

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#JOHNNY

Johnny Knoxville’s Latest Stunt Finally Lands Him in the One Place He Can’t Escape: A Nursing Home

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#TICKETMASTER

# Ticketmaster Finally Admits Its "Dynamic Pricing" Is Just "Whatever We Feel Like Charging"

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#SWIMMING

Swimming Coach Caught On Video Literally Throwing Toddler Into Pool, Internet Has Thoughts

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#LOST

Girl, You Need to Touch Grass: The ‘Lost Boys’ Phoebe Bridgers Lyric Is A Whole Mood (And A Red Flag)

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#MARK

Mark Pincus Tried to Make NFTs a Thing Again, And It’s Going Exactly As Well As You’d Expect

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#EVENTS

Man Suffers Existential Crisis After Realizing He’s the Main Character in a Low-Budget Netflix Rom-Com

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#YOU

You Deserve to Know: Your Favorite “Clean” Skincare Brand Is Just a Fancy Turd in a $12 Jar

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#KOSPI

Kospi Index Goes Full ‘Severance’ Mode: South Korean Stocks Just Vanish Into The Void While US Markets Party Like It’s 1929 (But In A Good Way)

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#ANN

# Ann Blyth’s ‘Unforgivable’ Sin? Starlet Admits She Gasp Didn’t Sleep Her Way to the Top

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