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#ALITO

# Supreme Court Drama Reaches New Level of Insanity: Alito and Sotomayor Spotted Arguing in the Courtroom Like It’s a Reality TV Show

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#ZOE

Zoe Saldaña’s Oscar Campaign Exposes Hollywood’s Weirdest Lie

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#CITIZEN

# Local Man Single-Handedly Solves City's Crime Problem By Becoming The Problem, Police Say

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#MARVEL

Marvel Studios Announces ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Re-Release, Because Your Wallet Wasn’t Empty Enough

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#SCOTT

Scott Pelley Signs With CAA, Because Apparently Every Single Person On Earth Needs An Agent Now

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#CAIT

Cait Conley Didn’t Get The Memo That 2024 Is Supposed To Be A Snoozefest

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#GREGG

Gregg Phillips, The Guy Who "Totally Had Proof" of Voter Fraud, Now Claims His Dog Is a Secret Service Agent

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#BRAD

Brad Pitt’s New Girlfriend Is a 34-Year-Old Jewelry CEO, And Reddit Is Already Prepping the Breakup Timeline

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#BAHRAIN

Bahrain’s King Literally Says “Hey, My Neighbors Are Being Genocidal Maniacs, Let’s All Have A Beer”

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#ASHTON

Ashton Kutcher's Latest 'Genius' Move Is Just Rich Guy Trying To Convince Us Starving Is Good For You

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#LINCOLN

Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Finally Drains; Finds $47 in Change, 14 Shopping Carts, and a Slightly Moist John Wilkes Booth Fan-Fic

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#JD

Usha Vance’s Latest Power Move Has MAGA World Absolutely Losing Its Damn Minds

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#WILL

Will Ferrell’s Latest Role Is A Sad, Middle-Aged Dude Who Can’t Get A Bill Passed, And It’s Basically A Documentary

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#CMA

CMA Fest 2026 Announces “AI-Generated” Headliner, Confuses Fans Who Thought We Hit Rock Bottom in 2025

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#SOFI

Sofi Stadium: A Monument to Hubris, Bad Feng Shui, and the NFL’s War on Nature

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