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#TAYLOR

Taylor Sheridan’s New Show Is Just Him Yelling ‘Tractor Noises’ Into A Microphone For 10 Hours

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#CATHEXIS

Local Man’s ‘Cathexis Oil’ Colorado Ranch Fence Accidentally Cures His Neighbor’s Existential Dread, Causes HOA Meltdown

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#ALAN

# Alan Dershowitz Just Got Fired From His Own Libel Lawsuit Against CNN, And It’s The Most Boomer Move Ever

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#SAVINGS

The IRS Just Dropped a New ‘Savings Account’ That Pays 4%—And Reddit Is Already Calling It a Trap

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#VENEZUELA

# Venezuela's Earthquake "Miracle" Soccer Star Reveals He Was Just Vibing While Stadium Collapsed Around Him

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#CORTE

SCOTUS Finally Bans Something Weird, But It's Not Guns Or Abortion So Who Cares

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#CBS

CBS’s ‘Fire Country’ Is Somehow Still Burning, And The New Season Teasers Are A Masterclass In American Mediocrity

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#FUBO

Fubo Wins Legal Battle Against Venu Sports, Proving That Corporate Feuds Are Just Reality TV For Lawyers

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#NC

NC Inmate Takeover Ends After 12 Hours — Cops Shocked They Didn’t Riot Over the Food

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#DUMFRIES

Man Baffled As Woman He’s Been “Situationshiping” For 6 Months Suddenly Gets Mad He “Doesn’t Know Her Middle Name”

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#HOUSING

Landlords Are Using ‘Rent-A-Bank’ Schemes To Evict Tenants, And The Feds Are Finally Poking Their Noses In

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#JUNK

Junk Food is Literally Rotting Your Brain, And No, That’s Not a Metaphor

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#TEXAS

Texas’s New Law: Because Apparently Helping Grandma Vote Is ‘Voter Fraud’ Now

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#MONACO

Monaco’s Latest Power Move: Fishing Tourists Out of the Sea With a Net Because They’re Basically Just Tuna Now

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#SUPREME

Supreme Court Justices Literally Just Decide What Laws Mean Now, And Apparently That’s Fine

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