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#RUBY

Ruby Rose’s New “Country” Album Drops, And It’s Exactly As Unhinged As You’d Expect

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#SPACE

# NASA Finally Admits What We All Suspected: Astronauts Are Just Pooping In The Same Place For Weeks

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#TAYLOR

Taylor Sheridan’s New Show Is Basically ‘Trad Wife’ Porn For Dudes Who Think Their Lawnmower Is Their Entire Personality

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#NORTHERN

# Northern Lights Tourists Are Basically Storm Chasers Now, And It’s A Total Dumpster Fire

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#BATS

Bats Are Out Here Living Rent-Free And Stealing Your Internet; Scientists Are (Obviously) Freaking Out

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#CONSUMER

# Rotisserie Chicken Showdown: Consumer Reports Just Dropped The Most Brutal Chicken Ranking Of 2024, And Your Favorite Supermarket Is Getting ROASTED

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#PRINCE

Prince Andrew’s ‘Family Therapy’ Outing With The Royals Was As Awkward As Your Thanksgiving Dinner After You Got Caught Stealing From Grandma’s Purse

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#BIG

Big Brother: Unlocked – That Time A Guy's Girlfriend Tracked His Location And He Cried About His "Privacy"

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#UNDEAD

# Undead Labs Games Are Somehow Still A Thing, And I Have Questions

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#NEIL

# Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch Drops Banger of a Dissent, Internet Immediately Declares Him a Hero (For Five Minutes)

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#VANITY

Vanity Fair’s ‘Katseye’ Feature Is Just a 10,000-Word Flex for the 1%

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#MISSING

Kidnapped or Just a "Free-Range" Parenting Fail? Albany Cops Hunt for Missing 8-Year-Old as Mom's Facebook Post Gets Ratioed

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#SAVINGS

Florida Man Saves $47 By Eating Gas Station Sushi For A Month, Immediately Dies

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#VENEZUELA

Venezuela's Soccer Star Blames Earthquakes on 'The Gays,' Immediately Gets Sacked By Reality

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#TAMAR

# Gen Z Activist Accidentally Dooms Her Own Movement With A Single, Unhinged Tweet

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