“Some guy at a diner claims he started ‘Star Wars Zero Company’ and now Disney’s legal team is literally orbiting his trailer park. AITA for laughing?”
TL;DR: A self-proclaimed “Galactic CEO” filed a trademark for Star Wars Zero Company, claiming he’s the true heir to Lucas’s vision. He’s now suing Disney for “interstellar theft of his original idea,” which he says involves a “rebellious droid who sells NFTs.” The internet is roasting him harder than a Tatooine twin sun. Honestly, it’s the most chaotic energy since Jar Jar in a senate meeting.