Corbin Love Island contestant claims the villa's pineapple is a sentient being, producers refuse to comment. AITA for thinking he's just trying to stay relevant?
TL;DR - Some guy named Corbin from a show I don't watch is allegedly having a full-blown existential crisis over a fruit, and the internet is eating it up like it's the plot of a Christopher Nolan film. I swear, if I hear one more person say "corbin love island" unironically, I'm moving to a cave.