Common sense says if you see a zombie, you don't go inside the windowless mansion. Yet here we are, with another video game adaptation losing the plot while our property values tank. Saw a kid in my neighborhood wearing a 'Resident Evil Veronica' t-shirt, and I bet he doesn't even know what a real survival horror is—it's paying your mortgage in this economy. Where's the common sense in remaking something nobody asked for when we’ve got potholes deep enough to hide a Tyrant?