lisa bonet mansion ruins blamed on deer and local hive mind, my tax dollars at work again
Oh, for crying out loud, just saw the post about the "mysterious" damage to Lisa Bonet's old property up on Mulholland. Let me guess—another hoity-toity Hollywood star's empty mansion gets trashed by local wildlife and nobody thinks to call animal control until it's a headline? I'm telling you, it's because half the neighbors are too busy meditating with the deer instead of using common sense. There's a whole herd chewing through every organic garden from here to Topanga Canyon, and you're all acting like it's some spiritual sign. I saw a buck wander into my yard last week and break my sprinkler system, and the HOA almost fined me for "disturbing the natural habitat." Go clean up the mess with your crystal collection and leave the rest of us to pay for the cleanup. This is why real estate taxes are through the roof—trying to protect a bamboo fence from a four-legged menace while you all post pictures of "squirrel art." Ugh.