Man Discovers inde navarrette Is Actually A Secret Government Program To Make Us All Like Cilantro, AITA For Not Joining?
So apparently, some guy on Twitter dug up this whole "inde navarrette" thing, and it turns out it's not a person but a shadowy government initiative to genetically modify our taste buds so we stop complaining about cilantro tasting like soap. I refused to sign up because I enjoy my soapy salads, and now my friends are calling me a conspiracy theorist. TL;DR: I'm sticking to my soapy greens, and the feds can pry my cilantro aversion from my cold, dead hands. AITA?