Stranger Than Heaven: Local Man Claims His Toaster Is Actually a Portal to a Dimension Where Cats Are the Gods of Capitalism
AITA for thinking this is just a cry for attention or does Dave from accounting actually have a point? TL;DR: Dave posted a 47-minute YouTube video explaining how his ancient toaster, which he calls "The Holy Crumb," is "stranger than heaven" itself because it allegedly transports bread to a realm where feline overlords trade stocks in milk companies. He's now selling "portal passes" on Etsy for $19.99, and half the comment section is buying into it. Honestly, with the state of the world, this checks out more than the last election.