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Great Lakes Guy Tries to 'Boil Away' Invasive Species With His Own Piss, Goes Viral For All the Wrong Reasons

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Great Lakes Guy Tries to 'Boil Away' Invasive Species With His Own Piss, Goes Viral For All the Wrong Reasons

AITA for thinking this Lake Erie influencer might've finally snapped? TL;DR: Some dude from Ohio decided the best way to "save" the Great Lakes from lampreys was to stand on the shore and attempt to "heat up the water" with a personal stream of… enthusiasm. He posted a 3-minute soliloquy about how his "hot piss" was a "natural disrupter" for invasive species. Authorities are now asking anyone near the Great Lakes to please just use the bathroom like a normal person. The real invasive species here is his brain cell.