Forget Smaug’s Lair: Entire Internet Hoards Digital 'Toilet Gold' After Meme Predicts Bull Run
In a shocking update to the economic landscape, the internet is suddenly obsessed with the phrase "toilet gold," after a rogue meme suggested that a single perfectly polished, golden toilet seat is a more stable asset than a diversified portfolio of physical gold bars. The irony? While central banks are hoarding the metal, Gen Z and crypto bros are frantically searching eBay for vintage bathroom fixtures, convinced that "scat scarcity" is the next big hedge against inflation. Analysts are baffled, but the market is flush with bids.