Star Wars Zero Company Rewrites Galactic History by Accidentally Joining the Rebel Alliance’s HR Department
In a shocking twist that has the Force wondering if it’s being pranked, the newly formed “Star Wars Zero Company” has gone viral after a leaked memo revealed their entire business model—selling “zero-gravity office chairs” to Imperial officers—somehow got them classified as a Rebel supply chain. Fans are now arguing whether R2-D2 deserves a bonus for filing their paperwork.