Local Mom Tired Of Explaining Her ‘Gold’ Retriever Isn’t Actually A Precious Metal Burying Machine
So, tired of this. My neighbor, Karen, spent three hours last week digging up her flower beds because she saw a viral TikTok about a dog finding a gold nugget. Now my perfectly behaved golden retriever, Buddy, gets blamed for every flipped patty and buried squeaky toy. Common sense, people. If a dog was a literal gold-mining operation, do you think I’d be buying my kibble off-brand? It’s a breed name, not a hobby. Next thing you know, she’ll be suing me because her rose bushes are ‘low grade.’