Federal challenges to DOJ program ignite a viral war over whether the feds can stop themselves from helping themselves.
In a plot twist that even Netflix couldn’t sell, the Department of Justice is now facing a bureaucratic food fight from its own federal cousins over a program designed to... well, help them. Critics say it’s like watching a snake eat its own tail in slow motion, while memes of a government department suing itself for “aggressive self-care” are flooding the timeline. The irony? Everyone involved is technically the same taxpayer’s payroll.