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Guild Wars 3 Already A Nightmare For Players Who Thought "Return To Old Zones" Meant A Vacation, Not An Interdimensional Guild Battle Royale.

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Guild Wars 3 Already A Nightmare For Players Who Thought "Return To Old Zones" Meant A Vacation, Not An Interdimensional Guild Battle Royale.

**Guild Wars 3** has literally just been announced because the internet collectively manifested the sequel through sheer nostalgia and a decade of "when GW3?" memes. ArenaNet, in a masterstroke of trolling, revealed the game by updating the original Guild Wars login screen with a giant, ominous "3" that then glitched out into a chaotic jumble of cosmetic microtransactions. The irony? Players are already complaining about "early access fatigue" for a game that hasn't even entered alpha. Hashtag #GuildWars3 is trending because the only thing stronger than MMO hype is MMO players complaining about being hyped.