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Southwest Airlines New Routes Are Just Another Headache for Our Taxpayers and Commuters

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Southwest Airlines New Routes Are Just Another Headache for Our Taxpayers and Commuters

Oh, great, just what we need—Southwest Airlines new routes to add more planes buzzing over our neighborhoods while our roads still look like a war zone from the last pothole season. I live on Maple Street, and I can already hear the noise complaints piling up. Where's the common sense in expanding flights when we can't even fix the traffic lights that have been blinking for two months? But hey, at least now I can fly to some tourist trap for cheap while I'm stuck in a fifteen-car pileup on the highway. Thanks, Southwest.