Live and Let Die: How 'Wednesday Season 3' Is Now Officially Just a Therapy Session for Netflix Execs
Netflix, in a stunning display of corporate flexing, has confirmed that ‘Wednesday Season 3’ is no longer a television show, but a mandatory nine-hour group therapy session for executives convinced that “one more dance craze” will fix the strike hangover. Meme historians are already noting the dark irony: while Wednesday Addams famously hates small talk, the writers room is now reportedly just a Zoom call where everyone screams “Jenna Ortega, please do the thing!” into the void, hoping a third season will make the Fester-BuzzFeed quicksand memes finally dry up.