Final Fantasy 7 Fans Stunned by 'FF7 Revelation' That Sephiroth Was Actually Just Trying to Find a Quiet Place to Read
Gamers across the globe are now reeling from the ultimate 'FF7 revelation' after a deep-dive into unused game dialogue suggests the iconic villain Sephiroth wasn’t planning global domination—he was just notoriously hangry and annoyed that someone left a newspaper in the Mako reactor. Historians confirm the only reason he stabbed Aerith was because she interrupted his 10th re-read of a discarded Shinra quarterly report. "The irony is palpable," said one modder. "He was literally the world's most dramatic introvert."