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Netflix Confirms 'Wednesday Season 3' Will Feature a Dance-Off Against a CGI Cthulhu, Internet Asks 'Why Not?'

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Netflix Confirms 'Wednesday Season 3' Will Feature a Dance-Off Against a CGI Cthulhu, Internet Asks 'Why Not?'

Netflix has officially greenlit "Wednesday Season 3," but fans aren't buzzing about the plot—they're obsessed with the leaked script notes revealing a 12-minute interpretive dance sequence between Jenna Ortega's Wednesday Addams and a fully CGI, neon-pink Cthulhu. The internet is now split between those demanding a goth mosh pit and those convinced this is an elaborate Walmart ad. The irony? Everyone suddenly misses the Rave'N dance from Season 1 and has declared this new monster a "corporate lovechild of Tim Burton and a Starbucks cup."