Star Wars Zero Company Accused of Hiring Sith Lords With Lower Salary Demands
In a galaxy far, far away, "Star Wars Zero Company" is trending after leaked HR documents revealed the startup is staffing its executive board exclusively with Sith apprentices—citing "lower salary demands" and a "willingness to work in poorly lit, open-concept offices." Critics argue the company's true goal is offering Force-sensitive interns "unlimited power" but a zero benefits package. Meme historians note the irony: a firm called "Zero" trying to exploit the dark side for profit, only to realize the real villain is galactic capitalism.