Local Man Asks If Wednesday Season 3 Will Finally Show Someone Actually Using Common Sense
I swear, the only thing missing from Wednesday Season 3 is a character who just says 'no' to the whole supernatural drama. Our town's overrun with goth kids and mysterious murders, and Netflix thinks we need another season of a girl who can't figure out a simple lock. Honestly, if the new episodes don't include at least one person walking away from a clearly dangerous situation because 'it's common sense,' I'm boycotting. My neighbor's mailbox got hit by a rogue car again yesterday—that's the real horror show.